Back in my day, we had to manufacture our own metaphorical crutches, and we didn’t even have the internet! Kids these days, just picking them up at the beach.
Sure, eat your tasteless mega-farmed strawberry crutches. You probably don’t even know you’re being lied to by the big medical supply conglomerates. WAKE UP, PEOPLE!
Erika, that was perhaps the funniest and most incisive comment I’ve ever read on this website. Thank you for responding with a witticism that is not only delightful but actually broadens the scope of the comic. You rule.
@Erika: True, though if we never make them stop using it, few of the ones able to rehabilitate and walk again ever will. As one who got an unenjoyable side of hipsters, emo kids, and counter culture lamesters in general, I find this comics value high in both truth factor and hilarity.
June 3, 2010
I liked strawberry better when you could only get it in Williamsburg.
June 3, 2010
This pretty much sums it up. Where will Dorothy go from here?
June 3, 2010
Straight through the heart, Dorothy…
June 3, 2010
The beach I go to has guys that sell crutches in Existential Crisis flavor.
I don’t know why I keep going there; everybody’s so miserable.
June 3, 2010
Back in my day, we had to manufacture our own metaphorical crutches, and we didn’t even have the internet! Kids these days, just picking them up at the beach.
June 3, 2010
ow my feelings
June 3, 2010
Sure, eat your tasteless mega-farmed strawberry crutches. You probably don’t even know you’re being lied to by the big medical supply conglomerates. WAKE UP, PEOPLE!
June 3, 2010
I could go for a strawberry crutch.
June 3, 2010
We’re all hipsters now.
June 3, 2010
Piña colada crutches for me!
June 4, 2010
Yes Yes Yes.
June 4, 2010
Strawberry? How pedestrian. Balsamic strawberry for me, thanks.
June 4, 2010
I don’t need no crutches. I got a wheelchair!
June 4, 2010
This comic made me reevaluate my outlook on life for 3 seconds.
A new favourite.
June 5, 2010
If your leg is broken, you need a crutch. Just because something is a crutch doesn’t mean you should take it away from all the lame people out there.
June 6, 2010
Erika, that was perhaps the funniest and most incisive comment I’ve ever read on this website. Thank you for responding with a witticism that is not only delightful but actually broadens the scope of the comic. You rule.
June 7, 2010
And the moral of this story is… don’t walk with crutches if you don’t need them! They are too heavy!
June 9, 2010
I’m glad my housemate wasn’t asleep, because my laughter would have awakened him. Thanks for this, Dorothy!
June 11, 2010
@stellaluna Aw, thanks!
June 11, 2010
@Erika: True, though if we never make them stop using it, few of the ones able to rehabilitate and walk again ever will. As one who got an unenjoyable side of hipsters, emo kids, and counter culture lamesters in general, I find this comics value high in both truth factor and hilarity.