This reminds of the episode of Scrubs where J.D. has a fantasy about dr. toilet…i cant think of a single situation in which pissing on an altar would in any way be paying homage to the church…i must wikipedia “situationist”. don’t get me wrong, that wouldn’t offend me, my church doesnt have an altar
oh ok, i see how it is. in that case im gonna pay homage to your face! jk, bro. your still invited to the BBQ. its gonna be at that park with the thing, ukno, the one on the corner of that one street with that painted sign where that dude used to sell stuff to those kids for that one charity. u kno it
I dunno. I think peeing in a toilet is an act of protest against our animal nature. It cements us as humans in the most Age-of-Enlightenment way possible. Indoor plumbing. What chimp has that?
I’ll be there. Just one thing about the BBQ… please no grilling of live animals like last year. A squirrel caught on fire, ran into the mayor’s house, and ended up burning the thing down to the ground. We couldn’t put it out no matter how many of us pissed on it.
May 1st, 2009 at 2:24 am
form / function
May 1st, 2009 at 11:19 am
Yikes.
May 1st, 2009 at 1:34 pm
So… are The Situationists the atheist Jonas Brothers?
- Z
May 1st, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Peeing in a toilet can be an act of protest. You could be protesting urinals!
May 1st, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Or would pooping in a urinal make a bigger statement?
May 1st, 2009 at 11:44 pm
This reminds of the episode of Scrubs where J.D. has a fantasy about dr. toilet…i cant think of a single situation in which pissing on an altar would in any way be paying homage to the church…i must wikipedia “situationist”. don’t get me wrong, that wouldn’t offend me, my church doesnt have an altar
May 1st, 2009 at 11:48 pm
eh, the wikipedia article doesnt make sense to me. i read two paragraphs now i will play Splinter Cell. that game never gets old to me…
May 2nd, 2009 at 8:29 am
It was twenty years ago today
Guy Debord taught the band to play
We’ve been pissing on altars a while
But we’re guaranteed to make Girl smile
We’re Guy and Asger’s Situationists…
&c., ad nauseam
- Z
May 2nd, 2009 at 9:33 pm
By deeming the church worth protesting, you are acknowledging its power and influence. The toilet, well, no one cares about it.
May 3rd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
ooohhh! thanks double w…your ok, i dont care what Your Mom says about you
May 3rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I’ve said nothing disparaging about Double W… that you all know of.
You, on the other hand, Nny… why, I’ve slandered you all up and down Main Street.
May 4th, 2009 at 1:24 am
oh ok, i see how it is. in that case im gonna pay homage to your face! jk, bro. your still invited to the BBQ. its gonna be at that park with the thing, ukno, the one on the corner of that one street with that painted sign where that dude used to sell stuff to those kids for that one charity. u kno it
May 4th, 2009 at 10:26 am
I dunno. I think peeing in a toilet is an act of protest against our animal nature. It cements us as humans in the most Age-of-Enlightenment way possible. Indoor plumbing. What chimp has that?
May 4th, 2009 at 10:32 am
On second thought, that’s not so much an act of protest as an act of bragging.
May 4th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
I’ll be there. Just one thing about the BBQ… please no grilling of live animals like last year. A squirrel caught on fire, ran into the mayor’s house, and ended up burning the thing down to the ground. We couldn’t put it out no matter how many of us pissed on it.
May 5th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
reminds me of our students faculty occupation :)
we’re paying hommage to education by making it free and available to everyone XD