The last time I went bowling there was a terrible tornado in the area. My mom called to tell me to stay inside and listen to the radio, as I didn’t have television at the time. Immediately after I hung up, my roommate asked if I wanted to go bowling. I, of course, said “Yes.” Tornado bowling is the only kind of bowling worth doing. I got shitfaced and played awesomely, and then progressively worse.
March 3rd, 2009 at 1:08 am
Some day, Girl might learn to let go and just have fun with her friends, even if they eat too much paint.
March 3rd, 2009 at 3:51 am
yeah… I “can’t handle the truth.”
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Her thing is not having a thing apparently.
March 4th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
On the other hand, Cat’s suggestions weren’t terribly helpful.
March 4th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Maybe her thing is having the ability to discern what is NOT her thing, thereby saving herself oodles of wasted time.
March 8th, 2009 at 2:04 am
What are you talking about? The roller skating rodeo sounds like a lot of fun.
September 24th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Roller skating rodeo heck yes.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:19 am
The last time I went bowling there was a terrible tornado in the area. My mom called to tell me to stay inside and listen to the radio, as I didn’t have television at the time. Immediately after I hung up, my roommate asked if I wanted to go bowling. I, of course, said “Yes.” Tornado bowling is the only kind of bowling worth doing. I got shitfaced and played awesomely, and then progressively worse.