While we wait for the next zine to arrive (fingers tap, knuckles redden, eyeballs rotate completely so that they resemble hard boiled eggs) well at least we’ve got merch season! Here are those few odd or personalized items whose availability I trot out once a year or so, probably around until the end of the month. We have all the books back this year if you wanted signed books! We also have an empty tin of licorice eyebrows. One day someone will buy that tin The tin has been purchased.

For professional things made and sold by professionals with professional guidelines on how to get your order before the holidays please direct your attention to Topatoco! Isn’t there someone in your live who needs a novelty Ozymandias trophy?