Girl Who Cried Wolf
  • Tacoma
    February 9, 2009

    ^ Is this just the automated spew of a spam-bot ejected from the curdled womb of this fool Lassam? The bracketed ellipses aren’t encouraging.

  • Andrew
    January 20, 2010

    ^l o l seriously, that jerk is everywhere

  • Offendi
    January 28, 2010

    I always wondered about the bots who trawl for references to these comics and then post the quotes in the comments section.

    Unless they’re all in my head.

  • Moo
    October 12, 2010

    It’s just showing that someone linked to this page.

  • Quizzical
    September 3, 2011

    I encourage homeless men to shout random compliments at strangers. I also teach them how to perform edgy street art. They’re pretty good at that.

  • Johnny Austin
    February 2, 2019

    I live outside.
    I called Australia home,to I lost my ID,and the South Australian government refused my birth certificate, then the people I lived with left the country, and without a residence South Australia doesn’t issue ID.
    So now I am homeless.
    And I yell stuff, political rhetoric, weapons that can render skyscrapers uninhabitable made of household appliances, satirical songs.
    Stuff… Things…

    I don’t need encouragement,
    I need to be allowed to get the hell away from people.
    But no one listens.
    It sucks.

  • Johnny Austin
    February 2, 2019

    To the tune of fuck you, by lily Allen

    You could say
    That child rape’s historical,
    If you are a catholic.
    Or an Anglican too, you know that they do.
    The magistrate is Christian;
    Pardons his father.

    And they say, that it is evil to be gay,
    But it’s fine to fuck children.
    And the media states, that AFL’s great.
    Just watch the footy, maybe think about England.

    Well, fuck you
    Fuck you, every Christian cu,,,nt
    And the lawyers you use
    To suppress the news
    Of all those kids you fucked.

    Fuck you
    Every single Christian cu,,,nt
    With the collection plate every dollar tithed makes
    A victim’s case hushed up

    Do you get
    Oh do you get a bit upset by this bardic satire?
    With jesus’s father’s spirit inside a
    A frightened twelve year old girl
    It makes it alright, huh?

    Oh do you
    Do you think it’s an insult to be calling me hateful.
    You’ve lost all control of society bro,
    The time is coming when the truth will be unleashed

    So… fuck you, and fuck every Christian cunt.
    All the rape you excuse,
    Oh it tarnishes you,
    And I will not let up.

    Fuck you x2

    Revelat,,,ions says we’re gonna have a war,
    Ad ver sary’s here bruv,
    All the druids you killed, the witches blood spilled,
     Ancestors of this bogan’s musical skills.

    So… fuck you, fuck you every Christian cunt…
    One voice becomes two,
    And soon a whole crew.
    And we will not shut up.

    Fuck you,
    every single Christian cunt.
    Till the collection plate is empty we’ll stay
    So where’s now is your God..?

    Fuk you x4

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