Wait, so she only makes them?

i refuse to eat a panini

I refuse to have dietary restrictions.

Although excuse me if I tend to think food is pretty boring. Everyday! More than twice! I get bored of things I like when I only do them once a week.
Food is a burden. Life is a burden!

I only eat the types of food that were carried into space on the Apollo missions.

Processed foods, vampire. Har har! Took me only half a year to get the joke.

Wait — don’t tell me. Let me get there…

I love this one most because here in L.A. people are absolutely crazy with their eating restrictions and I love going around saying “I can only eat whatever tastes good, for religious reasons.”

I can only drink the blood of the innocents, for religious reasons.

I hate cooking for both my vegan friends and my hates vegetables and is gluten intolerant friends at the same time.

If you’re allergic to riboflavin, you’re dead. Boy actually is a sentient Zombie.

Or he could be an alien that only superficially resembles a human being. Or maybe he’s confusing riboflavin with something else.