Carmen Monoxide, now that was a good roller derby name
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Rolletta Lynn is acceptable as long as she bills herself as Rolletta Lynn: DAUGHTER OF A ROLL MINER.
I don’t think anyone really knows the rules to roller derby. Ever see that episode of King of the Hill where Luanne and Peggy get caught up in roller derby in an attempt to make quick cash?
oh yeah, we definitely know the rules: gothamgirlsrollerderby.com
Thanks for coming out! I hope you enjoyed seeing the Queens of Pain skate their way to victory.
There may be rules, but it’s more fun when the rules (but not bones) are being broken.
This is not a good comic.
Nor is is educated. Beretta is spelled incorrectely. Meow.
No, it’s not a good comic. It’s “internet good.” Like half-stale donuts from C-Town are “Krasdale good.” Like how a knife that is bad in a kitchen is still “Prison good.”
My spelling is “internet fantastic.”
I’m sorry, Rolletta Lynn. But surely someone of your fame-stature must learn to bear the slings and arrows of “internet good” hacks. Please say hello to Jackie O’ssassin on behalf of myself and my gentleman-friend who filmed her cat.
Roller Derby, it’s the new Burlesque!
(Rolletta Lynn is not a good name)
(Roller Derby is not meant to be done as actual competition, but a simulated drama of comepetition like Pro-wrestling)
(I am a curmudgeonly bastard)
Don’t let ’em get to ya, Letta. They obviously have no idea about your southern / musical background, and they’re probably too narrow-minded hipster-drenched to appreciate the reference to the legendary Loretta Lynn. The legendary Rolletta Lynn receives daily acclaim for being one of the all-time best names and skaters in roller derby! The name combines the Rolletta’s roots with music and derby and it reflects her sweet persona. She’s a good girl, not a bad girl, and anyone who doesn’t recognize that is a blind fool. She also very beautiful and talented, so it’s likely that a bitter, untalented, catty hipster would lash her jealous claws in a case like this.
Furthermore, roller derby is nothing like pro-wrestling! The old school roller derby in the 70’s and 80’s was staged, but the new DIY, indie-rcok derby is a real sport with real athletes, points, and strategies. Nothing is staged, not even the fights! It may not be for everyone, but for those who do give it a change and love at much as we do, it’s the best sport in the land and it’s done wonders for thousands of tough, smart, talented, non-catty women all across the country! Anyone who doesn’t appreciate that can eat our dust! Viva la derby!
Rolletta Lynn is acceptable as long as she bills herself as Rolletta Lynn: DAUGHTER OF A ROLL MINER.
I don’t think anyone really knows the rules to roller derby. Ever see that episode of King of the Hill where Luanne and Peggy get caught up in roller derby in an attempt to make quick cash?
oh yeah, we definitely know the rules: gothamgirlsrollerderby.com
Thanks for coming out! I hope you enjoyed seeing the Queens of Pain skate their way to victory.
There may be rules, but it’s more fun when the rules (but not bones) are being broken.
This is not a good comic.
Nor is is educated. Beretta is spelled incorrectely. Meow.
No, it’s not a good comic. It’s “internet good.” Like half-stale donuts from C-Town are “Krasdale good.” Like how a knife that is bad in a kitchen is still “Prison good.”
My spelling is “internet fantastic.”
I’m sorry, Rolletta Lynn. But surely someone of your fame-stature must learn to bear the slings and arrows of “internet good” hacks. Please say hello to Jackie O’ssassin on behalf of myself and my gentleman-friend who filmed her cat.
Roller Derby, it’s the new Burlesque!
(Rolletta Lynn is not a good name)
(Roller Derby is not meant to be done as actual competition, but a simulated drama of comepetition like Pro-wrestling)
(I am a curmudgeonly bastard)
Don’t let ’em get to ya, Letta. They obviously have no idea about your southern / musical background, and they’re probably too narrow-minded hipster-drenched to appreciate the reference to the legendary Loretta Lynn. The legendary Rolletta Lynn receives daily acclaim for being one of the all-time best names and skaters in roller derby! The name combines the Rolletta’s roots with music and derby and it reflects her sweet persona. She’s a good girl, not a bad girl, and anyone who doesn’t recognize that is a blind fool. She also very beautiful and talented, so it’s likely that a bitter, untalented, catty hipster would lash her jealous claws in a case like this.
Furthermore, roller derby is nothing like pro-wrestling! The old school roller derby in the 70’s and 80’s was staged, but the new DIY, indie-rcok derby is a real sport with real athletes, points, and strategies. Nothing is staged, not even the fights! It may not be for everyone, but for those who do give it a change and love at much as we do, it’s the best sport in the land and it’s done wonders for thousands of tough, smart, talented, non-catty women all across the country! Anyone who doesn’t appreciate that can eat our dust! Viva la derby!