Topatoco has announced its Holiday Ordering Deadlines. They are: they are complicated. Order by December 9 at Noon and then we don’t have to worry about anything.

What are the Attic Shoppe deadlines? Well, I’ll be going to the post office as often as I can. Your guess about the post office is as good as mine. December 9 should be good, but we (I) will be shipping (standing in line at the post office) until the very last minute. This customized map of Compromise makes a very good gift for someone you like but not that much and we only have five left in our (my) own personal cache!

Christmas cards? We have Christmas cards! Choose from Bad Decision Santa Claus or Wrong Holiday.

And the 2012 Fun Club! Sign-ups end December 1st. This makes an amazing gift because: you don’t know what’s going to be in it, and: when the giftee says “Why on earth did you think I’d like THIS?” you can say: I didn’t know what was going to be in it. They get a package every single month, so you get to say that TWELVE times. (Yes they can change their tee shirt size later on because you never pay attention to anything do you.)

This has been your winter holiday ordering information. Ready to go? GO!