Tourist Trap

March 5th, 2009

Tourist Trap

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  1. D.E.

    True story: A while ago, I was in New York for a conference. A friend and I were walking back to our hotels, and happened to be in front of Carnegie Hall when someone pulled up and asked us how to get to NYU:

    Friend: “You’re asking me, in front of Carnegie Hall, how to get to NYU?”

    Car guy: “Yeah. How do I get to NYU?”

    Friend: “Study, Study, Study!”

  2. Erika

    I Googled “Rikers Island,” and apparently it’s named after someone called Rycken. I suppose the name just mutated over the years, as names do.

    Well, at least I’m glad it wasn’t named after the Star Trek character. (Perhaps some day Rikers Island will follow the example of Riverside, Iowa, and declare itself a “future birthplace.”)

  3. twitch124

    http://www.nyc.gov/html/doc/html/how/get_to_rikers_island.shtml

  4. Jaegermeister

    I was once doing an interview at a radio station, and the DJ led with the question “Who are you?”

    I first thought, is this guy really deep? Or did I drive to the wrong station?

  5. Stu

    Take the Q100. The bus that sounds like a radio station. I looked it up once when applying for a job in the Riker’s medical facility.

  6. Marv

    Why is everyone always slouchin’.

  7. CJ

    Slouchin’ is to malcontents as headbangin’ is to rockers – required attire.

  8. Nny

    Im glad i never had to give directions to a girl with a giant talking cat. that would freak me out.

  9. Oliver

    Next up: Girl meets the chiropractor.

  10. Jeff

    I never noticed that Cat’s glasses are but two separate monocles attached to the sides of his head.

  11. Jeff

    also: I second Marv’s question/comment

  12. King AdBeck

    I will enlighten you regarding the slouching / poor posture. We comic creators often suffer from a degenerative condition known as “Cartoonist’s Hump.” It comes from endless hours spent hunched over drawing boards and computers and also from shying away from the rest of humanity (an unfortunate by-product of a creative endeavor that is mostly solitary). As artists tend to model their figures after themselves (intentionally or not), slumped over characters occur quite naturally.

    Though, it should be noted, the condition can be treated with extended physical therapy in a heated pool and slow reassimilation into normal society.

  13. Sprayette

    Jeff, both cat and girl have been in constant evolution from day one. Would you believe me if I tell you that once, long ago, girl was a happy, albeit destructive girl with a straight spine, and cat was a compulsive pipe smoker with GLASSES INSTEAD OF MONOCLES? True story. True, strange and creepy story.

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